Saturday, November 24, 2012

A little historical humor

The subtitle of this post  :I don't care who you are, that's funny


  • "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
    -Jon Stewart
  • Let's celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone else's house and telling them we live there now. 
  • Lincoln  is doing well in theaters. Historically, this has not been true. 
  • We had a substitute in English today whose name was Mr. Priest. During attendance a guy in class suddenly called out: "Can you sell me some indulgences?"
  • There's no time for Stalin when you're Russian to industrialize. 
  • Ain't no party like the Communist party cuz the Communist party don't allow no other party. 
And finally 




By the way, I am highly tempted to hand these Valentines out next year. So. Tempted. And I will probably repost these at some time in my Valentines celebrations. 

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