- "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
-Jon Stewart - Let's celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone else's house and telling them we live there now.
- Lincoln is doing well in theaters. Historically, this has not been true.
- We had a substitute in English today whose name was Mr. Priest. During attendance a guy in class suddenly called out: "Can you sell me some indulgences?"
- There's no time for Stalin when you're Russian to industrialize.
- Ain't no party like the Communist party cuz the Communist party don't allow no other party.
And finally
By the way, I am highly tempted to hand these Valentines out next year. So. Tempted. And I will probably repost these at some time in my Valentines celebrations.
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