Things that make me angry for no rational reason

1. Girls in boy clothes. The worst offenders

• Ties. Just. Just don't. 
• Fedoras. 
• To be totally honest I'm not even a fan of them on males either. But then you put it on a girl? And irrational anger floods through my body. 
• All male hats on girls are unacceptable really. Fedoras are just the biggest repeat offender

(I was going to put a picture but then I realized that every time I looked at this post I would get angry. And I really didn't want that.)

2. The internet usage of the term *facepalm* 

3. When pants are too short on people. Now. I understand that I, as a shorty, should probably be more lenient to the pants-finding needs of tall people out there.  But remember how this is irrational anger? Ballroom men are the very worst offenders for this.

4. Dirty dishes right by but not in the kitchen sink. This creates a roommate issue when your roommate doesn't like them IN the kitchen sink. Both of these scenarios (in and out of the sink) are equally acceptable and rational. What isn't rational is my anger toward out of the sink. I'm working on it.

I'm a nice person I promise.